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The Monday Night Writer's Club.


The Backwater Project
Intro: Backwater
There are four books in this series. They start off with Casey A. A big girl with a heart of pure gold.
Casey A.
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Elsbeth
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A New Queen.
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Kay
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Donna
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Battle
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Ship
Dee
Dee is in the early stages. Next
year?
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Analin
Analin is in the early stages. Next
year?
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Thor
This one needs a rewrite.
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"Your Daddy sent you to make sure of me?" She
asked tonelessly.
"Yes." He answered in college English.
"A wise man." Casey paused to finish off the
beer while demolishing the other half of the bone. "Do you have any doubts?"
She growled.
"No." He shook his head again reaching inside
his coat. B took over for a second. By the end of one second, both sleeves
had ripped out and the heavy table had smashed into the far wall. The young
man was pinned to the closer wall with his feet
dangling, her massive hand holding him in place without effort.
"The last man to pull a gun on me was tough
and stringy like an old dog. You might be tender." Casey explained, while
she
patted him down with the other hand.
He tried to shake his head no, but was held
to tightly to move. He did manage to croak out, "Stones, -- only stones."
She had shown him her strength, now to finish
the impression. With her free hand, she ripped the remaining cloth from
her upper
body, throwing the useless rag onto the floor.
"Cheap shirts." She snarled with disgust.
Using the one hand with arm fully extended Casey sat him at the next available
table
taking the chair across from him.
"Elsbeth,
come to me." The Queen commanded inside the little girl mind.
"Yes, --
Gram?" The child stood in the doorway. As the new Queen, she was not with
out senses of her own. Her feelings were telling her that something terrible
was about to happen.
"Come here,
girl." Casey had ordered the hesitant child as she stood in the door.
The child
obeyed and as she approached, Elsbeth saw that the huge woman had her nightgown
open. The giant woman took the small trembling hand holding it to the three
scars on her old breast.
"This is
the mark of Old Woman. In order to be the full Queen, you must assume my
burden and become Old Woman."
"Are you
going to cut me?" Elsbeth asked, but without fear, she had never been shown
the scars before though she had heard of them.
"No child."
Casey smiled lifting from beneath the covers her dagger. The child had
easily sensed the hidden blade.
"This is
something I bought when I was young and learning to be a soldier. I always
thought I would kill someone with it, but I never did. Now be careful girl,
this knife is sharp." With that warning, she placed the metal in the young
Elsbeth’s hand.
"You are
giving me your knife?" The child had asked.
"Yes, and
you must use it." Casey opened the gown further touching the flesh above
her heart.
"I can't!"
Elsbeth the Queen understood. Elsbeth the child could never override her
love for Gram and do what the old Queen was demanding.
"You must
push the blade all the way in then jerk it side ways like this. I can’t
kill myself. Elsbeth, you must take the burden so I can die and become
a spirit."
"No! This
is wrong!" Young Elsbeth refused. Her young mind was frantically searching
for another way.
"Elsbeth,
we are talking Queen to Queen. There are no laws of right or wrong here,
only what must be done to save the peoples of the Earth. I have lived for
two hundred years. I can now serve you and my people better as a spirit.
Elsbeth, if you love me. If you love the people you will serve, then you
must do this." Casey begged openly. Her great desire to depart the earth
was displayed with a single tear that slowly rolled down her old wrinkled
cheek. Casey didn’t want to control this child. It was wrong to force a
child to do the unspeakable. There simply was no other choice.
Elsbeth
could feel Casey's strong desire to serve her people one last time, by
giving them a new and young Queen. The child could also feel the spirits
calling her old soul on to the next level. A level of existence, that would
give the spirit of Casey, unlimited power.
"You must
possess the spirit of Old Woman. She will not leave me until I am dead."
Casey begged. Then Elsbeth’s own spirit spoke to her.
"Don't
make the Queen beg!" The Biff ordered in its emotionless voice.
The little
girl hands against her powerful will took up the slim blade. They slammed
it into the old chest with many tears and a loud cry of anger to the spirits.
As the old Queen had instructed, she ripped the blade sideways with Havers
strength, pulling the steel from Casey’s limp body.
"Thank
you child." The once massive Casey spoke her last living words as the blood
drained from her body. As the massive head rolled to the side, Elsbeth
with tear filled eyes saw the pale red light drift from the dying body.
She felt the loving warmth descend into her own. The knife, still dripping
with Casey's blood, raised in her own hand, by her own will, to her little
girl breast. Her robe was in the way. She ripped the tough cloth from her
shoulders. With this killing blade, Elsbeth sliced her own flesh as she
screamed out her anguish. Then twice more she screamed her anger and loss,
as the parallel cuts were made to mark her tender skin.
"Albert, make the most of what we have left
and start a slow retreat."
"What about Ronda? Her weapons will do no
more then ours will."
"Don't contact her, that might bring her to
the attention of those and she might just have something up her sleeve."
I hope so? Jay prayed to his spirit.
Donna's eyes sprang open.
"Ronda's out there, she says to hang on she's
is taking care of the problem. Jay the kids will be killed!" Donna tried
to stand, but she could not.
"What is inside those ships?" He demanded.
"Robots, and in the very core a frozen human
brain. I tried to kill the one I saw but it's in a shielded container.
Before I could destroy the shield generator a robot broke my arm, and I'm
here." Tears appeared in her eyes. "Jay we can’t beat them."
"I would not bet on that!" Ronda laughed in
their minds. "What happened Sis, you finally meet someone bigger than you?"
"Get out of here!" Donna begged.
"Damn you, I’m a Morris! I won't run while
I have the means to fight."
"Now choose for I hunger and the child has
not eaten this day."
"Choose?" The ranger asked having regained
his wit.
"Take plenty the first time." Analin warned.
"Mama doesn’t leave anything for seconds the girl laughed.
"Analin you make first choice these men do
not understand our ways." The child pulled the dull blade and started sawing
at the larger hind leg, if there were leftovers Roska would clean them
up in the morning.
"Use this knife Analin." Claud offered the
girl the blade in his Ever tool. The Polly-ceramic was much sharper than
the worn steel in her hands.
"Thank you, I never learned how to sharpen
a knife. Perhaps you will show me." The ranger, finally understanding,
reached in and twisted the joint free allowing the girl to make all the
cuts. Next Analin slit the skin pulling it back to bare the flesh, which
she proceeded to cut into chunks. When she had three she turned to the
elder human and said "Choose."
"Evans reached forward and picked up the smallest
piece. Analin took it from him and placed the largest chunk in his hands.
"You are the oldest you should take the biggest
piece." Analin explained teaching them their first lesson about being a
Wog. The next best piece she placed in her uncle’s hands and took the smallest
piece for herself. Then setting back against the rock wall she bit into
the bloody meat while holding it in both hands.
Evans looked to Claud and pulled his own knife
to cut a small piece from his and place it in his mouth. He preferred to
cook his food but now was not the time. Claud had eaten worse many times
during battle and smiled at the old mans predigest. Just as he settled
back another even larger wog backed into the tiny opening.
"Gruqg! You were suppose to leave this valley!"
Roska leapt to the challenge.
"Roska, there is no need for a daughter to
challenge her father in his own home. And stop scarring the humans!" He
growled back. Then laughed for the little cub was explaining his words
to the men, causing them to laugh as well.
"That’s Grandfather. He is the leader and
head of the elder council of Wogs." Analin finished and was surprised when
both men stood. She quickly knocked then back down. To stand was to challenge
and they didn’t understand the rules. They might hurt the old one.
"Do they challenge?" the old one growled at
Analin.
"No grandfather they show respect in the human
way, they do not understand our ways." Analin lavished a hug on the old
neck.
"Tell them that I will not challenge. I am
old, tired and hungry. That makes me cranky sometimes."
"You may take half, no more you old glutton."
Roska whined while rubbing noses with the huge one.
"Gruqg says that he is old and will not harm
you. He apologizes for bringing you fear and Mama called him one that eats
too much." Analin laughed again with little girl glee.
"Standing up like that means you want to fight,
I didn’t have time to explain." she whispered.
The Backwater project started in
October of 1956 when a top-secret report was placed on the desk of the
President of the United States. That man put the file away before sitting
down to enjoy his breakfast of oatmeal with extra cinnamon. The bowl was
too hot to eat. He slowly blew on the contents, enjoying the only quite
time of his day. As he dipped the spoon in for the first test bite there
were several flashes of blue light in front of him. There beyond the further
edge of his bowl appeared a tiny and dirty pair of human feet. First, he
thought the apparition was merely a child. He followed the thin body up
past the crude leather dress to the extremely old face. After setting the
food down, he allowed his failing body to lounge back into the heavy chair.
"Good morning." The old face giggled at him.
The voice was not frail and was projected with great power.
Somehow, he understood that this person was
real. Also, there was nothing in her to be feared. Then his heart stopped
as he looked past the tiny one. Three giants stood behind her. They appeared
to be a very capable escort for the tiny creature. His trained foot tried
to reach the floor switch in order to summon armed aid. The foot refused
to move.
"Your hidden machine will not work. You and
the other people in this house can do nothing that I not allow. Do not
fear us, we came not to harm you. We bring Earth a message of joy!" The
woman smiled again abruptly sitting down, sniffing his cooling breakfast.
The giants moved closer to his desk.
Proving his greater intelligence, he pushed
the food to her waiting hands. This was not a normal political situation.
"Ladies, breakfast, we eat?" The old crone
asked the circle of guards.
Two of the huge powerful women wore only a
tiny cloth between their legs. They also wore two long blades, one on the
left hip, the other a longer blade on their back. Each had two heavy knives,
one sideways on the wide belt, the other upside down on the right forearm.
Both had large hand weapons on the right hip. The make and use were unknown
to him. The third looked to be more or less a lumberjack. Complete with
stocking cap and heavy lugged boots. This one carried a worn auto rifle
with a strangely elongated clip. Under her coat was a huge and equally
worn pistol of unknown make. At least this woman appeared to be from earth.
"Why not." the jack spoke with a deep resonating
voice. Her cheerful manor further put him at ease as huge hands gathered
all the papers and objects from his workspace. They placed them a respectful
distance away on the floor.
The second guard was a bit shorter than the
lumberjack was, though that may have been the boots sense she wore no shoes
or stockings to cover her thick hairy legs. Her weapons were business like
if a little crude. They seemed to have been made without benefit of machine
giving a sense of strength rather than design.
"These chairs won’t hold up to our weight."
she laughed walking back to the desk.
"We shall have to make our own." The third
woman was taller, less massive. She was more feminine if only in that her
hair was up in a complicated braid with jewels dangling from her ears.
Her weapons were very refined. The blade she had pulled from her back was
polished with gold and other filigree. This she laid on the table pointing
directly at his chest. The dried bloodstains proved that this was no toy
or pretty, but a well-used working tool that she pointed at him without
waver.
"She said you wouldn’t hurt me?" Surprisingly
his voice was stable.
"You have a loaded gun in the upper right
hand drawer. I place my blade on your desk within reach. We are even, though
you have no chance of using your weapon. If you were to fire the weapon,
the lead pellet will have no effect on any of us." She looked directly
into his eyes for a second.
"In your mind I see that fear still has control.
I give you my word, as a Queen of Backwater, that you are in no danger."
She smiled letting him see the inch long lower canines.
Her words at an end she held her hands out
shoulder high. Blue fire pored down to form the most beautiful work of
art he had ever seen. The wood was magnificent, the inlays beyond belief.
"I was going to make a chair, not my throne?"
The lumberjack held out her hands. Her power formed into a golden throne
to rival the kings of England. In fact, this one looked like a copy of
one he had once been shown by Queen Elisabeth herself.
The third woman held out her hands. Her throne
was formed of two skulls. Skulls like these with their long teeth and huge
eye sockets had never existed on earth. He was sure of that.
When they were finished, all three sat down
holding their hands over the empty desk.
The elegant giant produced a large joint of
raw meat and several long plant pods. The lumberjack made a baked salmon
with steaming bread and carrots for herself. A surprisingly elegant meal,
for so rough a character, he thought.
"Anyone want some beer, besides me." Number
two asked.
"I’ll take one," the Jack agreed, "but no
more or I’ll get rowdy."
"Yes, two please." The elegant one responded.
"I want whiskey!" The old crone demanded,
as a dozen large brown bottles appeared scattered around his desk.
"No way. You’ll go to sleep and the man will
have to wait all day." The jack warned.
The old one held out her hand producing a
bottle of White Horse Scotch.
Two and three looked at the jack."
"That’s just a fifth, won’t hardly get her
started."
Old Woman held out her hand again, this time
another bowl of oatmeal appeared. She carefully pushed the golden bowl
over to him.
"I am Old Woman. We come to talk, so you eat
and listen." She smiled.
"About what?" He took a bite of the gruel
finding his created portion to be just the right temperature and taste.
"About that file in you left hand desk drawer.
The one code named, the Backwater project." The jack explained.
"I don’t know of any file by that name."
"President. My name is Elsbeth. If you ever
lie to any of us again we will kill you and deal with your replacement."
She grinned showing long teeth while her mind ripped through him like an
ax through soft cheese.
"Okay, it’s there, but that is classified
material."
"We don’t want the file. Hell, any one of
us could quote the whole thing to you."
"What do you want?"
"Are you going to sign the request for funds?"
Elsbeth asked around a bloody mouth full.
"I was. I’m sure the enemies of this country
are doing the same thing. I must!"
"Good!" the elegant one smiled again.
"Your name, if I may?"
"Kay Morris. I am from the Planet Backwater,
six hundred years in the future."
"And you?" He dared to ask the naked brute.
"Elsbeth Morris, born of Earth. However, I
rule the planet Backwater three hundred years in the future."
"I am known as Old Woman." The tiny women
freely gave the information he wished. "I was born more than two thousand
years in the past, in the part of your world that you call, Alaska."
"And you?" The jack seemed hesitant.
"Mister, your project Backwater will create
a female child. In the year 1980 this girl child will mail to this office
a package full of books written in code. You will start a separate program
with the state department to make sure that the instructions this child
gives to you are followed to the letter. She will rule over the earth and
save the people of this world from a final death." The jack turned to face
him squarely.
"The name of this child?" He asked. To better
obey he must have this one piece of information.
"Queen Casey Morris, the First. Or you may
call her, Casey A."
"And you are?" He dreaded asking her twice.
The giant stood up to lean over him with terrifying
power.
"I Am, Casey A!" She thundered.
Old Woman used a gentle push to shove the
dangerous woman back into her chair. This man was the cause of the man\womans
pain. Becoming the first queen had not been easy for Casey. At her silent
command the huge guards flashed away. Old Woman stayed scraping up the
last of her boiled grain with tiny fingers.
"This project must not fail. Remember, always
that we are watching." She quickly and effortlessly pulled his hand to
her mouth to make physical contact. After biting him, she also vanished.
The toothless mouth did no damage beyond a
sticky smear of cereal. However, that bite left a burning mark on his soul.
The truth along with a vast amount of information had been burned into
his brain. He now knew that Old Woman was no smaller than her giants. He
understood that they would have to kill him if he disobeyed. More important,
if he failed to follow the instructions, the human race was doomed. Casey
and only Casey A could save them.
"Madeline?"
"Yes, sir."
"Did you notice anything unusual, any, ah
-- persons coming in here?"
"No sir. The Oval office is off limits during
your breakfast. Harry and Mark are guarding the door."
"Madeline, cancel everything for today. Get
the Secretary of State in here ten minutes ago. No one else comes in here
until I say so!" He ordered into the intercom while looking at the remains
of their bloody meal. The three huge chairs were going to be hard to explain.
He took one of the un-opened bottles of beer twisting the cap as they had
done.
"Amazing!" The lid had been easy to remove.
No opener was needed. Yes, this was going to be very hard to explain.
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Lotty's Fish
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Lotty's Boat
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Gator Fishing..
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Lotty's Door
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The Biggest Fish
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Huri A christmas story.
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Lotty made a joke about Davy teaching her how
to fish, and while they were laughing her line made a twanging sound and
the bottle almost jumped out of the boat.
"What have you got?" The boy yelled, completely
forgetting that he had promised not to make loud noises the night before.
"Catfish, -- I think." She said with her hand
on the bottle ready to toss it over the side.
"Can't know for sure until he comes up. If
he comes up?" She corrected after a moment's thought.
"Pull your line in so he don't get tangled
up."
Davy complied quickly while she sat there
with her hand pushing the bottle back down to the bottom of the boat every
time the fish pulled it up to the top.
"He's not too big." She announced with relief.
"See he's starting to get tired already." With that she picked up the line
and started pulling upward. After two arm-long pulls, the fish took off
for the bottom and Lotty had to give most of the line back. She let the
line slide over the side of the boat rather then her hand. On the next
pull, she got the fish up on the surface before it headed back down, but
she didn't let this one go very far. Soon the fat thing was flopping slowly
on the surface, swimming on its side in a little circle beside her.
Reaching under her seat she pulled out a short
pole with a metal hook on the end. With this she hooked the fish through
the lower lip were the stringer should go through. She wedged the wooden
end under her leg leaving the fish hanging there supported on the metal
hook. It was easy to push the stringer through the same hole as the gaff.
Only when that was done and the stringer tied off did she pull the hook
out.
At some point the paddle had fallen over board
and floated off down the river. So I had to lean over the bow and paddle
with my hands. Finally I caught up with it, just before we both reached
the boat dock.
That hook was still in my leg as I staggered
up to the house. I would have to show Mack, and I was never one to put
off bad news. Besides, I was dripping wet and scared almost to death. Mack
saw that I was limping and called me over. When he saw the little bit of
blood, for there wasn't much, he also saw that big hook with the wire and
about a foot of string still attached to it.
I had never seen him so mad before and despite
his bad leg for a moment I thought he was going to jump out of bed and
hit me. But he soon calmed down and sent me for the wire cutters, pliers
and his pocketknife."
"The usual hook removing tools." She laughed
for Davy,
"After pouring kerosene from one of the lamps
over the hook and knife, he cut the pants leg back. Then using the cutters
he cut the eye off the hook. Next he used the pliers to pull the barb back
out through my skin.
That really hurt! Boy did I ever scream. But
Mack ignored me and used the pliers to finish pulling the hook out of my
leg. Then he poured more kerosene on both holes. That hurt almost as much
as yanking on that hook.
"What happened Lotty?" She had waited for Davy
to ask.
"Every school has a bully. They did when I
went to school and I am sure there is one in your school."
"Johnny Smith." He declared the hated name."
"I thought so." She agreed.
"Well, when I was teaching there was this
fat slob that pushed the other kids around. Since he was bigger then me
he thought that I was fair game as well. One day he told me what, in front
of the other students. Thinking that all I would do would be to call the
principal in. He would kick the boy out of school for a week, which was
exactly what that kid wanted.
Well, I was never the kind to back down. I
had the authority to rule in my own class. I walked right up into his face
and told him to sit down and shut up.
That ignorant idiot had the nerve to slap
my face. Then he told me that he would do whatever he pleased. He wasn't
taking any orders from a schoolteacher. I was so mad, I saw purple! Before
I realized what I was doing, I had reached up, grabbed his ear, yanked
his head down, and dragged him out into the playground.
There I proceeded to give that boy a beating
with my bear hands. No slaps either, I used my fists. I never let him take
a swing at me. Like all bullies he was mostly fat and wind. While little
Lotty was still paddling her boat up the river every chance she could get.
Back then I was strong and full of confidence.
When he was down in the grass, with his hands
covering his head, I told him that he would be in class tomorrow. That
he would behave! That he would learn, or I would drag him out here everyday
until he learned something! The whole time I was kicking his rear end about
every other word.
Everyone was looking out the windows, watching.
Those kids saw him for what he was. They were no longer afraid of him.
He was in class the next day with both eyes almost closed and a fat lip.
He did behave with a yes Ma'am, no Ma'am respect. In the end he graduated
with honors, I was told."
"Well he didn't let that ugly fish go, I can
tell you! No sir, he took the line in one hand and started swimming as
hard as he could for our side of the river. He figured that if he could
get out on the bank, he could drag the fish out, where it would die. Or
lead the fish down to the dock where he could get his gun and kill it.
Of course, the fish wanted to go to the other
side. In the end, since they were both tired, they sort of, drifted down
stream for a while. Finally, the river called a halt, to their foolish
game of tug o war by placing another tree in their path. The line was stretched
out between them. It wrapped around that tree as they both drifted past.
Only to find that they were being pulled toward each other as the currant
washed them down stream." Lotty laughed and moved her hands together to
show him.
"Neither one wanted to get close to the other
you see, but they were both too tired to do anything to prevent that from
happening. Then when they passed real close to one another, Mack in stupid
anger, slammed his fist onto the fishes back. Breaking a finger bone, that
stopped him from using his hand for days. The only good thing that blow
did was to cause the fish to swim back up the river. That completely wrapped
the line all the way around that log.
Mack knew that he had best tie the line off
to the tree. Then try to get back to the house where he could wait for
some help. With a bad foot and a broken hand, there was no chance of killing
that fish without some help. Mack had already fought that fish for several
hours and he was very tired.
Now, he knew that he had been whipped, but
his man pride wouldn't let him give up. So with one working hand he pulled
himself back to the tree where he tied the line off good and proper.
By then his strength was almost at an end
so he decided to crawl up on that leaning tree to rest for a while before
deciding what to do next. He was still lying there when I came home about
lunchtime.
When I got there, he wasn't in the house.
So I went down to the dock to see if his boat was there. It wasn't, but
I did see a piece of it floating down the river. That really scared me.
I just knew that something had smashed his boat and he was drowned. My
brain said that couldn't be so because I could hear him yelling as loud
as he could. Fact is he had been yelling off and on for most of an hour,
hoping that I would come home and hear him. He was a long ways up the river,
the only words I could hear clearly were, Lotty, and gun.
I ran back up to the house and grabbed that
twenty-two, when I should have taken his shotgun. At that moment, I couldn't
remember where his gun was. In addition, I just knew that something would
kill Mack if I didn't hurry.
Jumping in to my little boat, I rowed as fast
as I could. I almost went past him in my rush. Then I saw him sitting on
top of that snag with that big old gar swimming back and forth below him
on a short rope.
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The Farm Pond
Preview: Wife + fish = laughs
My Good Friend
Preview: Ever want to
stick it to your Boss?
"What do I do now?"
"I believe you are suppose to
wind the line in and take the fish off." I tried to be supportive.
That clicking drag as line shot
out into the river was a nice touch, the five-minute fight didn’t hurt.
However, sliding that five-pound blue cat up on the sand was the last straw.
Bernie was over the four hundred-dollar disaster. He was hooked on fishing.
You could tell by the way his eyes narrowed down, and the fact that his
lips were in a severe danger of getting hung up behind his ears.
"I don’t know? This one is just
barely legal." I shook my head sadly. "Probably ought to through it back
and let it grow some more? Oh, -- what the heck, it is your first fish.
I’ll put the puny thing on my stringer, in case someone comes by.
"I didn’t come here to catch
little fish!" The man had caught seven nice ones and suddenly Bernie was
full of self-confidence.
Two things were happening here.
First Bernie was catching all the fish and would continue to do so as long
as I baited the line for him. Second, as long as I tended him, I would
never get a line of my own in the water. That is when I reached down into
the bottom of that old canoe and pulled out, "Bertha". My long time, never
failed me yet, trusted, bill fish rod and boat wench.
"You do, -- want to catch, --
a big one?" I asked slowly. Knowing that I should not do what I was thinking
about doing. At least not to another human being, but was a boss to be
considered human?
"You bet!" He swaggered.
"Well, he did ask." I told my
conscience to shut up as I dipped the six-inch spool of three-hundred-pound
line into the river. Next I stood on the inch thick green fiberglass rod,
a rod Fred Bear could not have bent in his youth, and pulled ten feet of
line from that reel. Making sure the drag was cranked down as tight as
it goes. I ran the cable; I mean line, through the reinforced guides and
tied on a two hundred-pound stainless steel leader. This piece of hardened
wire already has an eight "O" Halibut hook on one end with an over head
crane swivel on the other.
"So you want to catch a big
one, He, -- he, -- he." I whisper under my breath as I drank the last of
my breakfast. I put the lid back on tight and wired the bottle to the swivel.
Then I placed a pound of whole shad on the hook.
I made Bernie put the Maywest
on the right way. I didn’t really want to drown him, just get him out of
my way so I could get a little fishing done. That five-pound cat should
have been mine!
"Now Bernie, sit in the middle,
yeah that’s right, get down low. Now brace your feet real good on the back
of the front seat." I instructed while tossing the glob of food out beyond
the reach of the middle to larger sized fish. Then I unwound the five eight’s
rope tied to the reel and clipped the extra heavy-duty keeper to the eyebolt
of my canoe. That way I could get the rod back no matter what happened
to Bernie.
"Now you watch that bottle.
In a moment it’s going to sink." I left the reel out of gear, handed him
the rod and baited up my Zebco to wait.
"It sank." He called out right
on schedule, maybe a little ahead of schedule.
"It’s heavy so that rig is going
to take out some line. Let me know when the spool stops." I said reeling
in a three pound blue.
"Okay, it stopped!" He announces
with the first glimmer of suspicion.
I reach into the canoe to remove
the lunch, net, and all the other loose items. In a few seconds, he wouldn't
need any of them. Then I engage the reel.
"That’s a really big hook out
there, so when the fish pulls, set it as hard as you can." For the moment
he believes me. Then the line starts getting tight.
"Wait, --- wait." I caution
until the line is making sounds like the high E string on a cheap guitar.
"Now!" I yell and Bernie rears
back. Nothing happened? I knew that some where down in the bottom of that
deep hole a fish said.
"What the hay?"
"Hit him again!" I shout encouragement
and watched in amazement as Bernie actually bent the rod a little. For
a moment, I thought that maybe, I was letting this lesson get a little
out of control. "Naw!" I thought and took my hands off the boat. The craft
shot out into the river at a full screaming plane. Bernie supplied all
the screaming.
"Friend of yours?" The voice
of Herald, "The local Game Warden", asked from five feet behind my back.
That stopped me from doing a victory dance. A good thing too, that kind
of celebration might have brought on murder charges.
"I wouldn’t exactly, -- call
him a friend."
Then as I lay down for an early
sleep that night, just so I could make an early rise and be alert, I hear
from "Her" side of the bed, the romantic fishing trip words.
What to do? I have to give the
key back tomorrow evening.
"Sure thing honey, just pack
some extra sodas and eats. We’ll have us a picnic."
I have been married to this
woman for over a quarter of a century. I know better then to start a fight
I have no chance of winning. Besides I either enjoy the day with her as
best I can or not live to enjoy another day.
"Sneak off and leave her?" You
say.
Been there, done that once,
and will never do that again! I had body hair! It’s starting to grow back
in places but I’ll always have an unreasonable fear of eyebrow tweezers.
Okay it’s 08:45 AM. I have been
loaded and ready to go since 07:00.
"Let me brush my hair one more
time. I want to look pretty for you."
I can see the headlines now,
husband killed for warning wife about drying up diary cows. Only the key
that I can use this one-day keeps me alive. Besides the more you try to
hurry her up the slower she gets.
About nine thirty we arrive
to find that that screen of young willows, keeping this water from prying
eyes, has grown. Five years ago they were thin limp things that did nothing
to impede the sliding of a canoe into the water. Now they have reached
tree status, definitely old growth specimens.
"Honey would you mind bending
that little one over so I can slide the boat in there?" I asked the delicate
and gentle love of my life.
"EEEAAKKK, Snap, Crunch, KAPOW!"
Followed a full minute later with "SPLASH!".
That three-inch willow had been
tough I realized,while waiting for the waves to die down. On the other
hand, that eighty-foot giant, the one she had braced against, must have
been on its last legs. Once the waves died down a little the trunk would
make a nice boat dock. I could now walk out there and set the boat down.